Purchased me a new vessel yesterday, "Im on a boat!". Salesman at pool supply store looked at me funny when I asked him where do I register this vessel? Next, You should have seen the expression on the salesman face at Big 5 when I asked " if they had any thongs that would fit me"? It took me about three minutes before I figured I needed to change my question to "Do you have any sandals, flip flops, go aheads, slippers? Andrew was tearing up he was laughing so hard. GOOD TIMES!